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Madonna, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher And Justin Timberlake Arrive For Israel Summ

LONDON, UK (RPRN) 08/31/09 — Madonna, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher And Justin Timberlake Arrive For Israel Summit.

MADONNA is coming to Israel. And there’s nothing Israel can do about it.

The Material Girl went from wanting to be ‘as famous as God’ in the Eighties to wanting to reach God through Kabbalah, and to save both planet Earth and the black babies who wander on it, in the Noughties.

Israel’s Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and opposition leader Tzipi Livni will both meet Madonna. But the fear is that she can not be stopped.

Madonna wants to perform at Tel Aviv’s Park Hayarkon, on Tuesday and Wednesday night.

Before that she’ll meet the politicos. Can they dissuade her?

Even before that Madonna’s in Jerusalem’s Old City, touring an ancient tunnel near the Western Wall. We watched her go in. We waited. Men prayed. Later she emerged.

Madonna will tour graves of Talmudic sages in Safed and attend a Kabbalah Centre ritual with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. The Jerusalem Post says another “Kabbalah-related celebrity friend”, Justin Timberlake, is on his way to the scene.

When all four are in place, and Jesus looks back over his shoulder in a wistful faraway look that says approachable-but-not-gay, Madonna will open her legs wide - because she can - and the world will end.

For it is written.

source: Anorak

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