The Week in Scandal: Paris, Eva, Heath and Disney

Disney dodges a bullet, Eva nipple censored, Paris for Prexy and Heath-Olsen laid to rest by DEA

By Jody Babydol Gibson

HOLLYWOOD, CA (RUSHPRNEWS) 8/8/08 – Gas prices are giving us pain at the pump, IndyMac’s breaking the bank, our homes are in foreclosure, and now they’re not letting us see gorgeous Eva Mendes’s nipple too? That does it! What is the world coming to?!Apparently, Calvin Klein who brought us Marky Mark’s abs along with the big bulge in his underwear during those earlier controversial billboard ads is making news again with his new televised commercial for Obsession perfume which has the networks in such an uproar they have it banned in some places! The ad features a luscious Eva sprawled out on the bed in a sexy negligee and just when you think you’ve seen it all out comes Eva’s nipple! I say bring it on. Paleez! Americans are under enough pressure trying to get through the John McCain ads- don’t take Eva’s nipple away from us too! Maybe the sponsors will shed some mercy on us and agree to show it after 10pm when the little ones are asleep…

PARIS’ POSSE

 
Who is writing Paris Hilton’s material?! Move over Tina Fey- you’ve got some competition. “I’ll see you at the debates, bitches,” she said to U.S. presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama, according to Reuters. Paris gets an A+ for marketing and let’s face it guys she looked hot, hot, hot announcing her candidacy in a revealing one piece leopard suit. This week the talk was Paris Hilton’s commercial with a satirical attempt to ingratiate herself into the political arena and her opening line “Some white haired dude featured me in his commercial so I guess that means now I’m in the race” was absolutely priceless!
And of course the added mention of “But I’ll just have to change the White House pink” had me on the floor! Rumor has it her mom is the one who writes a lot of her material which at the very least is not only scandalous, but so very, very Paris! Watch out Mad TV someone’s got a director’s chair with your name on it!

 

HEATH LEDGER”S MARY LAID TO REST

 
This week the news was that the Feds plan to drag poor Mary Kate Olsen all the way down there in her tight skinny jeans to testify in the death of heartthrob actor Heath Ledger. Perhaps the Feds think they were more than “friends” since it had been reported that they were dating and let’s face it she’s no novice having been linked with that hot billionaire young Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III, also known as the former boyfriend of Paris Hilton.
But what does all this have to do with the price of tomatoes in Bangkok? Well, everyone knows more top secret information has been passed through “pillow talk” which is more powerful than any military strategy so maybe the Feds feel Mary Kate might have been privy to some Top Secrets here too…We’ll just have to stay tuned to find out.
At presstime, the controversy surrounding Mary-Kate Olsen’s involvement in Heath Ledger’s death has come to a close.
The Drug Enforcement Administration has decided to suspend its criminal investigation into the source of the narcotic painkillers that contributed to the popular actor’s overdose death, relieving Olsen of the need to testify before a grand jury.
DISNEY’S MIRAMAX BARELY ESCAPES “PORNO” RATING

Director/actor Kevin Smith, known for his highly popular teen films like “Clerks, “Chasing Amy” and “Jay and Silent Bob (him) Strikes Back,” barely dodged an NC-17 rating this week for his latest film, “Zack and Miri Make a Porno,” with Seth Rogen (“Superbad,” “Knocked Up,” Pineapple Express”) and Elizabeth Banks. That’s almost the equivalent of an “X” rating and would have killed the film off to its primary audience.
The film, about a down-and-out couple trying to make ends meet with an adult film, is more a bright spoof of those movies, and hardly hard-core. The movie board finally consented and gave it an “R” rating – meaning every teen in the country will now want to see it and can-if they can find a wino to walk them in the theater.

NEWS SOURCE : HOLLYWOOD TODAY